First evening in Berlin in 2012 I spent in an art gallery,
speaking with an artist for 3 hours.
She didn’t speak any English or Russian.
I drove a car in a cloud.
There was a 'beware of bears' sign.
When I was 10 years old I saw my first concert.
It was happy hardcore.
No one on Earth has the same last name.
Saw Andromeda without telescope.
The very same day I was going down the mountain
through the forest in complete darkness.
One of my friends is a spy.
Lied to get my first job.
When I was in the 8th grade I learned how to assemble AK-47.
In less than 10 seconds.
I was a gift for my mom’s 20th birthday
I had a 260km bicycle tour that I did in 3 days.
Not all of it was downhill.
Played foosball when both of my hands
were burnt by rope the day before.
It's almost impossible to find a picture with my face on internet.
Washed my jeans in the Dead Sea.
Almost got shot in a small apartment
in Gothic Quarter of Barcelona.
Resigned from an agency on the third day.
Went to St.Petersburg for 1 day & stayed for 1 month.
Stole a bottle of whisky from Nick Cave.
Drove alone for 1000 miles just to deliver a few t-shirts.
And then 1000 miles more.
I won halloween costume contest.
Once I wasn’t saying anything to anyone for 5 days.
I pushed a giant snowman from the roof of 20+ floor building.
Established a digital production company.
Never made a project for it.
Found lost keys in the ocean on the next day.
Walked more than 5 km on crutches in Singapore.
Organised the first free hugs flashmob in Russia.
Did firewalking on burning coal.
I was 14.
During ADC Europe I exchanged my analogue
photo camera for the emblem of DDR.